Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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