dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you win again, gameday.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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