I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize