NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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