I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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