Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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