Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i've created a new STD.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
