Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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