Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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