these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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