it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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