Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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