glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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