my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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