Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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