rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I had to cum in my sink.
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