So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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