U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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