Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
