sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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