Tell her she can't have a vagina
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You like pics of my balls that much?
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