You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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