i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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