Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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