i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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