there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
