You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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