My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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