Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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