Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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