At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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