My first STD was from a foam party
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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