Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
what if I'm pregnant?
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I would fuck him just for his dog
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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