Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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