You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish I only lived at night.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize