I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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