Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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