Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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