Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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