I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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