dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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