Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
