I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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