There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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