Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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