I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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