The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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