His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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