I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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