you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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