Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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