Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think your dad took our porno
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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