I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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