your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize