I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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