Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
