you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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