At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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